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Blue Demotivational Poster

THE BLUES - dyin' lonely on a broken down cot

TAGS: find your blues name
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thunderstrike - July 12, 2012, 10:26 pm
Skinny Killer Jackson
jonbrooke - March 22, 2012, 2:04 am
Boney Harp McGee...
MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 11:59 pm
Bony Sugar Jones!
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:25 am
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:24 am
Boney Foot Parker
mij9179 - February 12, 2012, 5:55 pm
Boney Money Lee
Haner - February 5, 2012, 10:45 pm
Bald Bad Boy Rivers.....cool
Wytch - January 31, 2012, 11:18 pm
Ugly Fingers Hopkins
Arvantillian - January 31, 2012, 12:22 pm
Sticky Dog Brown.....hahahaha
falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
Buddy Gumbo Johnson
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:15 pm
Texas Gumbo Lee. That sounds pretty good.
GySgt1811a - January 28, 2012, 4:06 pm
Boney Legs Hopkins
beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:01 pm
Boney Killer Lee
pharaoh15 - January 28, 2012, 2:21 pm
Old Gumbo Franklin
nytescape - January 28, 2012, 2:14 pm
old liver jefferson
rerun - January 28, 2012, 12:26 pm

Ugly Bones McGee
pratham - January 28, 2012, 12:24 pm
sleepy gumbo lee.
Maddness - January 28, 2012, 3:39 am
Boney Lemon Parker.
caveman - January 28, 2012, 2:29 am
Skinny fingers green
Sho - January 28, 2012, 12:33 am
Blind Foot Smith
CleverUserName - January 28, 2012, 12:06 am
Sticky Harp MCGee - 5L's
Hawamleh - January 27, 2012, 11:36 pm
Skinny Gumbo Rivers, 5ls
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Sleepy Dog Franklin. I'm feelin' it baby.
Bizy - January 27, 2012, 8:57 pm
Buddy Hips Smith.... Yep i'd definitely be a one hit wonder
desdecardo - January 27, 2012, 8:04 pm
Sleepy Killer Brown. No relation to Cleveland.
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 27, 2012, 7:56 pm
Seen this around lately... Screamin' Fingers Davis!
LyssaGal - January 27, 2012, 7:20 pm
Fat Bad Boy Bailey. ???
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:01 pm
Toothless Liver Hopkins... that's gr5ss !
MashiMashi - January 27, 2012, 6:25 pm
peg leg bones blue

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day

TAGS: thep****blue
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!


EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you

BLUE DUCK - da ba dee da ba die

TAGS: blue duck humor humour
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Blue Duck

Roamer - October 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
Pfft, Blue Duck is for posers. All hail Afro Duck... (I'll post it later)
Truth Teller - October 10, 2008, 4:18 pm
I has a blue duck... Your argument is invalid.
Billy - October 10, 2008, 4:15 pm
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 18, 2008, 12:57 am
Yeah, I'm like Horton the elephant from Horton Hears A Who, except I only hear, you know...voices.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:35 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation Front means what he says and says what he means!

STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...

TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's

JOHNNY WALKER BLUE - Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your mind with grief, regret and depression. Drink until it all goes away.

TAGS: scotch blue regret
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Unclebark

Greeny - February 20, 2011, 11:04 am
Good Stuff!


TAGS: godzilla tokyo blue oyster cult
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Kevin

super - May 5, 2009, 5:17 am
needs more longcat
... - August 29, 2008, 12:41 am
Ugghh...Enough with the tunnels, K-Dog...



TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic

RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome

I DONT NORMALLY HAVE HAIR - but when i do, it's blue


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some ****tails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am
throwing "buck Sh**" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
This one seems to be DSL.

FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"

PLANNING - Step 1: Unfold the blueprints

BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!

BB KING - Hitting one of THOSE notes

TAGS: music blues guitar
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

rerun - March 31, 2012, 9:26 pm

You have excellent taste in music.
lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 8:08 pm

BB and Clapton~~'Ridin' With the King'~~every last cut is sheer bliss.
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 11:01 pm
Sound pours from the depths of that man’s innermost being like the sweet honey it is. He get’s lost in it…we get to watch. What a gift….to us.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:45 pm

He;s the KING! He can make all the silly faces he wants!~~Love this~~

FOUND HIM! - ...wait, false alarm! It's Osama


TAGS: pinocchio cricket blueprints disney funny
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:50 pm
lol, 5 nose growers for you XD


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.

SOME SAY - That your work will never take you places. Mine does, all over the world in fact.

NOSTALGIA - awareness that things were not so unbearable as they seemed

TAGS: feel blue
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by absurd

GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm
nice, 5L

WORST TIMING EVER! - Is when the blue screen strikes

TAGS: blue screen plane
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
it was cheating
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
i did what newbs did, and used multiple computers and told people to vote for me
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:03 am
Just gave it a 5, but it was ranked very high for a 1st poster... you knew how to rig votes back then?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am
this is my first poster!

COMPUTER CAT - Loves his symbols


SHOTGUN IN THE FACE - Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination.

TAGS: sh**gun face grif sarge red vs blue
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Calvert - June 29, 2011, 4:20 pm
Here we have a run down soldier, but with a few simple modifications we can show you how to make an attractive corpse. (BLAM!) It's a good thing.
Claire - July 14, 2010, 2:39 am
This would be funny if you re-worded it.


TAGS: curse the blue agave hangovers margarita blue tongue iceman
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:56 am
wait till you see their bl55dy mary...


pale blue dot -

TAGS: carl sagan pale blue dot
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Krickit - April 18, 2013, 10:27 am
His camera must of had a telescopic lens
EmilioDumphque - April 18, 2013, 10:18 am
Where was the guy standing who took this picture of "our world"?
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 5:34 am
I never could figure out what kind of accent he had

PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???

TAGS: culos ph**obomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track

WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...

TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by jbfromnyc

rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.

HYPNOSIS - Look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy Wait a min..Stop smiling dammit! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!

TAGS: hypnotic dog smile blue eyes
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

50cal - September 13, 2010, 10:38 am
Kind of creepy!

WHITE PEOPLE - Because Japanese people aren't physically interesting enough to be featured in popular anime.

TAGS: naruto anime blue eyes
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:15 am
I DID... Have a look on http://cthulhufhtagn1987.deviantart.com/
VinceVicious - May 24, 2011, 1:44 am
You're right. It's not racist either. Now if only I could think of some new decent posters...
cthulhufhtagn - May 24, 2011, 1:42 am
This is most likely not racist but people WILL feel insulted, no matter what the author intended(Anyone but a total moron would know th)... And, there are no ethnicities in the Naruto universe like on ours, so "white", "Japanese" etc simply doesn't apply.
yuuki1 - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
Japanese are certainly much more physically interesting then author of this poster. Get life, pathetic troll.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:33 am
teh he, 5/5
jesus mc finnigan - February 10, 2009, 12:18 pm
idk about this but i certainly do love mudkips
spitfire111 - January 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Sometime it wonder me about this but I think it had more to do with representing their personality through appearance rather than white people look better than japanese. You know like "blond is more fun" stuff..
VinceVicious - December 30, 2008, 11:32 pm
Without a title and witty subtitle, you would be more pissed.
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:25 am
ARGH. Sick of these f***ing anime posters. f*** OFF!

SIBLINGS - Wolverines not so awesome younger brother


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm
Yes...into the classroom file.


TAGS: black and blue
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Master - May 28, 2011, 9:22 am
This must be the person to whom the title "Joyful Idiot" belongs! Five lions.


TAGS: sean tribute jailhouse blues
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Sean - December 6, 2010, 3:56 pm
A deftly subtle reference to the ol' kiss a rabbit between the ears joke, hey? Brilliant ... THAT joke I mean. This poster? Meh. Nawwwww. Pretty d***ed funny. I may even have to sue. Tootles.
jkscott21964 - December 6, 2010, 2:17 pm

THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.

TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am

PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach

TAGS: cars parking crash boom blue red
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:27 pm
Maybe they are both transformers and this is the result of a night of drunken love.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
It beggars the imagination. Perhaps the truck was raised up (being worked on) and the Ferrari crashed in, forcing it's way underneath?
mrbombastic - October 11, 2009, 1:44 pm
How the hell does that even happen??


CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday

TAGS: cornflower blue tuesday fight club
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

yon - October 9, 2008, 12:09 am
now thats demotivational

Canadian Harvest Moon -

TAGS: moons seasons canadian harvest blue
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:36 am
Ya got that right Uggie...thanks.
ughomer - October 19, 2013, 9:46 am
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Canuck humor - can't beat it!


TAGS: yellow bluebird rain urine humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 14, 2013, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Silver!~
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 1:49 pm
Love the twist on this! Random coincidence... Watching Clockwork Orange at the moment. Not the scene where Alex sings that song, but still...


TAGS: jake elwood blues brothers ***bs
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:34 am

WHAT GIVES ME THE BLUES? - An absence of Bacon and Babes

TAGS: blues music
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by doubet

THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change.


TAGS: b***on awesome rvb red blue
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Greeny - April 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night.

SPIDERS - causing massive brain damage since 2530


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am
Excellent choice of ph**o! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm


if you don't believe -

TAGS: blue pitbull dog soul beauty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by todderic70

mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:18 pm
Nice poster, TR! Dogs really know how to use those puppy eyes! I have 2 adorable pitbulls across the street from me! I'm their 'auntie'! They definitely have souls and big hearts. LUUuuuuv this! 5 little lions going awwwwwwwww . . .
Silverheart - April 30, 2015, 10:08 am
My uncle has a beagle that has discovered the magic behind opening said box of unlimited food. Unfortunately, closing the door remains a mystery.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 5:57 am
Souls eagerly waiting for something to eat, something hidden in that magical cold box they cannot open for themselves...
motinet - April 30, 2015, 4:00 am

So far, 100% dog posters. I APPROVE!


THE BLUES - If you don't get it by now you never will

TAGS: the blues
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by barry forton

rerun - January 13, 2009, 8:05 pm
I was also fortunate enough to see him live several times. He used to play at Austin Aquafest. Mind blowing music at its best.
Bob Chin - January 13, 2009, 1:40 pm
I saw him live just once. It was prob around the time he was the most messed up with drugs, but the performance still left you shakin' your head. SRV RIP

DOGS - How do you wash them

donuts -

TAGS: sugar treat blue boys police
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 1:41 am
Nice work!
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:33 pm
I actually fought a ticket with an officer using 5L donut tactics...and won!

A picture is worth 1,000 words -

TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm

SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson

MOHAIR SWEATERS - So what? Are there like abunch of MO's running around on a farm somewhere?

TAGS: and what s with all the mo s being blue moooooo
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MO

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:52 pm
You know...that wouldn't bother me if you didn't feel the need to cup the balls every time.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:49 pm
I'm off to the farm. Later tadders. Smoochez Moooo.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:17 pm
Lice are nice. Go great with rice...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 10:16 pm
I hope you don't mind lice.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:14 pm
Hey mooooooo? I made a sweater out of your hair. Hope you don't mind....

FOOD RULES - 2) For instructions on what to do when encountering this food item, see rule 1) about yellow snow

TAGS: blue waffle blender food snow
Rating: 3/5

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IRaceMyCase - February 9, 2012, 2:08 am
I used Paint.NET for this little nuance...


THE BLUES BROTHERS - On a mission from god!



I'M BLUE - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde

TAGS: red bluejay lie yourself colorblind
Rating: 4.8/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - June 19, 2011, 3:48 pm
Well at least I can't be blamed! I wasn't here before then... So I couldn't possibly have witnessed the awesomeness. Urs is betr, hammy.
Hawamleh - June 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
#121145 Hate to be this guy...
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 16, 2011, 2:09 pm
Wow, thanks! I mean, I just kinda threw pieces together. It went through a couple stages, but obviously I got it right.
justme - June 16, 2011, 3:19 am
submit to philosophywall to, its great
forseti - June 16, 2011, 1:33 am

the bluesmobile -

TAGS: bluesmobile blues brother jake elwood
Rating: 4.78/5

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tatespa - June 19, 2013, 9:27 am
There are 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 4:40 pm
They're on a mission from God.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:36 pm

great pic :)





TAGS: tiny blue hand of doom
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:57 pm

Third one from the left is my brother
Sean - May 3, 2009, 2:58 am
Christohper Walken reads the tags: Tiny BLUE HAND ... offf ... doom.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:38 am
Although the pace of it is clearly Mason's.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:37 am
Worked perfectly!!!! Might I suggest making a run at it in Christopher Walken's voice?
Sean - May 3, 2009, 2:33 am
What? I shoulda maybe just done a mindf*** one outta this pic? (That comment is a lot funnier if you can do a Jackie Mason voice in your head when you read it. Try it.)


BLUE BEETLE - The JLA just about hired anyone back in the 90s, huh?

THE RUBBER-GUN SQUAD - Now we have RIFELS!! We've gone TACTICAL, we have our own S.W.A.T.eam!!

TAGS: swat teu tactical police blue demo
Rating: 3/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:31 am
I still thought it was funny. DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!
440wakeup - July 19, 2010, 4:55 pm
It wouldn't be a MOTIFAKE if i didn't at least miss-spell one word. d*** I hate myself, and DYSLEXIA

IPOD - So fun it'll explode in your pants!

TAGS: blue ipod exploding in pants fun fail explode
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Blue

DV8 - June 28, 2009, 9:18 pm
Haha, the caption really made the pic/article funny

MORRIS - And that cat was one of our FINEST military minds

TAGS: morris the cat red vs blue
Rating: 2.44/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
More RvB references! lol

70'S ROCK PART II - Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Blue ... Oyster... CUUUULT!!!!

TAGS: 70 s rock music blue steppenwolf rush
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Waterterd, NY - July 25, 2009, 12:51 pm
Classic baby, classic!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not a motifake. Not funny in any way. Not much effort. Not worth reading. 1 dead lion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 6:55 pm
I thought the response to #1 would have deterred him. oh well, 1 Lion.

Uber -

TAGS: cannon blue wave uber guy rpc
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Chaosed0

Zerp - July 2, 2009, 9:39 pm
He meant RPC, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
Also - December 6, 2008, 10:22 pm
That blue wave looks like a dead guy...
J - November 15, 2008, 10:15 pm
AL3X - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
he meant rpg
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
WTF's an RPC?
Nero - August 6, 2008, 3:14 pm
Sounds about right.

BAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTISTA - Winning fantasy baseball leagues since 5/4/10

BLUE LANTERN CORPS - In fearful day, in raging night,With strong hearts full, our souls ignite, When all seems lost in the War of Light, Look to the stars, For hope burns bright!

TAGS: blue lantern dc
Rating: 1.94/5

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forseti - July 12, 2010, 5:01 am
took me 15 seconds i'll probably never get back... :(
Mr. Shiny - July 11, 2010, 2:55 am
1 very lonely, unfunny, misguided blue lion.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:16 am
There's nothing to get.
Cubbybear - July 10, 2010, 10:01 pm
I don't get it
ICEMAN - July 10, 2010, 9:45 pm
Is this anything that anyone of substance cares about?

BLUE CHICKS - I Heard She Gives Good "Blue Jobs".

TAGS: blue jobs
Rating: 1.94/5

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djinnyf - March 21, 2011, 10:00 am
I liked the movie too, maybe I had lower expectations... And I have kids, too, so I watched it with their eyes, but that way, it was great! And the poster's not hilarious, but i thought it was funny! xx
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 1:00 pm
You have several posters with higher ratings... Don't work yourself up over a few comments.
sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yeah, This Is a Bomb, My Worst Motifake To Date.I'm A Stoopid, Stoopid, NooB! ablaaaahaha!
Densaku - February 12, 2010, 10:51 pm
Well,this movie sucks & it's not even a pun.
CpnKangaroo - February 12, 2010, 10:47 pm
pun fail


UH... THOSE SHOES - Do they come in blue?


Melancholy -

The Handicapped -

TAGS: blue orange
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:58 pm
I don't get it, don't see what's wrong with the picture!


TAGS: june calendar blue poster day
Rating: 4.64/5

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steph1 - June 15, 2011, 4:53 am
nice one house - i bet we all struggled to come up with something but you had the guts to put it out there - 5 shades of blue
Greeny - June 14, 2011, 9:38 pm
Don't be Blue about it... Green is better!
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:01 pm

IDIOT. I'M THE PINK TOOTHBRUSH. - YOU'RE the blue toothbrush.

TAGS: pink blue toothbrush
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Aqualung

Aqualung - January 28, 2013, 8:28 am
Well, getting my comment cherry popped didn't hurt a bit :)
falloutghoul - January 28, 2013, 8:22 am
Five Brushies.


TAGS: blue cheesy moon
Rating: 4.57/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 10, 2012, 8:12 pm
Intro: Once upon a time, before I took up smiling, I hated the moonlight. Shadows of the night, that poets find beguiling, seemed flat as the noon light. Once I awoke at seven, hating the morning light, Now I awake in heaven and all the world's alright..


TAGS: chase holiday blues
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - December 25, 2011, 1:19 pm

The Doctor is in -

TAGS: hugh laurie doctor house blues
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:30 am
...an acquired taste, to be sure. But then again, so is Guinness.
Brawler - January 13, 2014, 12:13 pm
That he is. Maybe no BB King, but he definately has talent..
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 9:03 pm
Had a chance to hear him and he's actually pretty good!
MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 3:44 pm
With that crass British Accent of his.

YOU PLAYED IT FOR HER, YOU CAN PLAY IT FOR ME - Even the coolest of us pine and moan upon recalling the one perfect girl that got away


TAGS: veterans day blues
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Verdeckt - November 14, 2011, 1:26 am
You mean like, I know what an exit wound is but I don't believe I've ever seen an excited wound?
Greeny - November 13, 2011, 8:52 am
geez... it's still a word though!
Reality Lord - November 13, 2011, 7:32 am

...anyone mention spelling yet?
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:45 pm
that hits the spot 'too'


TAGS: think about it blue
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:46 am
I’m partially color blind, soooooo…… yeah…
Bull - June 5, 2012, 11:02 pm
crap .. does that mean I gotta start playing skin flutes? The wife's gonna be p*ssed!
fan4camping - June 5, 2012, 7:57 pm
Bull, it's a trap! Sorry, I was too late, you're confused.
Bull - June 5, 2012, 2:43 pm
I don't get it ...



TAGS: frank sinatra blue eyes
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GodsWorshipMe - July 1, 2010, 9:51 pm
... and, uh, beware of the penguins


TAGS: finally an avatar reference thats not regarding a movie about blue people
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

spacedog - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
It's a good one Pro.
Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
@Spacedog: Speaking of tomorrow's mod "tribute" day, this one's my personal favorite.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:28 pm
Cowboys have a few of tough teams coming up on their schedule. Hopefully they'll be good games.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:25 pm
Naturally, I'm a Cowboys fan... and I've never been more nervous about a game as I am about Saturday's.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
They couldn't hold onto the friggin' ball.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
The 49er's defense played well on Monday, but if the Card's had played like they normally do... could have been a very different game.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
Oh hell yeah the Budweisers I inhaled on Monday were free of charge, too. Believe it or not, there are a ton of 49ers fans in Texas and I ended up partying with them. So lame, but the beer was delicious.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:06 pm
That's cool. I got...well not fall down drunk, but my wife had to drive us home from her company Christmas party. I can drink a few Guinness when someone else is paying. Ha.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:57 pm
@Spacedog: I had to switch posters so I can get Aggy's attention when he arrives... Beer sounds good, btw. I got completely trashed on Monday night.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Apology accepted.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Grrr. Fine. Just for that, I won't wire the truck battery to this North American Longhair after the Nair treatments.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am
Sorry, Zed... didn't mean to call you sanitized.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am
I don't have to... I'ms a Moderator!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Sanity? HEY! You take that back!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Finally... a voice of sanity!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:10 am
Tell me about it. You have no idea how hard is is to find "Dolphin Non-safe" tuna. Folks look at you funny when you ask for it in the grocery store.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:00 am
d*** tree-hugging, tie-dye bandana'd, friendship bracelet, birkenstock wearin', dolphin-safe hippies.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:56 pm
Greenpeace insisted. The whales have enough to contend with these days. they don't need an "aggatross" hangin' 'round their necks.
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Why was the whale tail shopped out?
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
Funny...he usually leaves those on Moo+ night stand...5 drunkin' poodles
Produceman117 - December 7, 2009, 6:14 pm
LOL Sean... I'm just waiting on Aggy to comment on the poster so we can appreciate the striking resemblance side-by-side.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 6:07 pm
Oh that Aggatha.
omnia - December 7, 2009, 8:50 am
i don't see any reference
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:08 am
It's as if Veggie has known Aggy all his life...5L!
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:07 am
Actually I think it explains the wig and perfume perfectly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 6:51 am
Epic! 5.