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Blue Demotivational Poster


THE BLUES - dyin' lonely on a broken down cot


TAGS: find your blues name
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thunderstrike - July 12, 2012, 10:26 pm, #237208
Skinny Killer Jackson
jonbrooke - March 22, 2012, 2:04 am, #231819
Boney Harp McGee...
MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 11:59 pm, #231609
Bony Sugar Jones!
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:25 am, #229906
nice
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:24 am, #229905
Boney Foot Parker
mij9179 - February 12, 2012, 5:55 pm, #229436
Boney Money Lee
Haner - February 5, 2012, 10:45 pm, #228988
Bald Bad Boy Rivers.....cool
Wytch - January 31, 2012, 11:18 pm, #228583
Ugly Fingers Hopkins
Arvantillian - January 31, 2012, 12:22 pm, #228532
Sticky Dog Brown.....hahahaha
falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 8:01 pm, #228488
Buddy Gumbo Johnson
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:15 pm, #228310
Texas Gumbo Lee. That sounds pretty good.
GySgt1811a - January 28, 2012, 4:06 pm, #228309
Boney Legs Hopkins
beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:01 pm, #228303
Boney Killer Lee
pharaoh15 - January 28, 2012, 2:21 pm, #228302
Old Gumbo Franklin
nytescape - January 28, 2012, 2:14 pm, #228300
old liver jefferson
rerun - January 28, 2012, 12:26 pm, #228299

Ugly Bones McGee
pratham - January 28, 2012, 12:24 pm, #228298
sleepy gumbo lee.
Maddness - January 28, 2012, 3:39 am, #228283
Boney Lemon Parker.
caveman - January 28, 2012, 2:29 am, #228282
Skinny fingers green
Sho - January 28, 2012, 12:33 am, #228279
Blind Foot Smith
CleverUserName - January 28, 2012, 12:06 am, #228278
Sticky Harp MCGee - 5L's
Hawamleh - January 27, 2012, 11:36 pm, #228274
Skinny Gumbo Rivers, 5ls
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 10:59 pm, #228273
Sleepy Dog Franklin. I'm feelin' it baby.
Bizy - January 27, 2012, 8:57 pm, #228266
Buddy Hips Smith.... Yep i'd definitely be a one hit wonder
desdecardo - January 27, 2012, 8:04 pm, #228260
Sleepy Killer Brown. No relation to Cleveland.
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 27, 2012, 7:56 pm, #228258
Seen this around lately... Screamin' Fingers Davis!
LyssaGal - January 27, 2012, 7:20 pm, #228252
Fat Bad Boy Bailey. ???
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:01 pm, #228251
Toothless Liver Hopkins... that's gr5ss !
MashiMashi - January 27, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228250
peg leg bones blue


ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - This isnt going to be your only failure of the day


TAGS: thep****blue
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:54 pm, #243242
Not like they ever did
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 11:52 pm, #243241
My corpus callosum just shut down. Now my creative and intellectual sides are not talking.
vulture - February 4, 2013, 8:38 pm, #243205
Verily the poltroon hath dared to use the Queen's English! Off with his head!
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 7:49 pm, #243202
Spell it "colour", go to Gaol.
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm, #243197
Now I'm scared...both my brains teamed together and got it right!


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm, #242769
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am, #231435
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am, #231344
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am, #231272
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm, #226000
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am, #225950
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


NUMBER TWO BLUES -




STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..




THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm, #236485
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


JOHNNY WALKER BLUE - Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your mind with grief, regret and depression. Drink until it all goes away.


TAGS: scotch blue regret
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Unclebark

Greeny - February 20, 2011, 11:04 am, #212761
Good Stuff!


GO GO - GODZILLA!!!


TAGS: godzilla tokyo blue oyster cult
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Kevin

super - May 5, 2009, 5:17 am, #77890
needs more longcat
... - August 29, 2008, 12:41 am, #17418
Ugghh...Enough with the tunnels, K-Dog...


THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm, #192690
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am, #192670

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am, #192668
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm, #162850

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm, #162849
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm, #155445

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm, #155444
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm, #155443

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm, #155442
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am, #155441

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am, #155439
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am, #155436

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am, #155423
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am, #155422
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


BLUE DUCK - da ba dee da ba die


TAGS: blue duck humor humour
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Blue Duck

Roamer - October 10, 2008, 5:54 pm, #26957
Pfft, Blue Duck is for posers. All hail Afro Duck... (I'll post it later)
Truth Teller - October 10, 2008, 4:18 pm, #26943
I has a blue duck... Your argument is invalid.
Billy - October 10, 2008, 4:15 pm, #26941
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 18, 2008, 12:57 am, #21771
Yeah, I'm like Horton the elephant from Horton Hears A Who, except I only hear, you know...voices.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:35 pm, #21671
Motifake Wit Liberation Front means what he says and says what he means!


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm, #214223
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am, #96139
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am, #95717
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am, #95714
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


MASKS -


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am, #232394
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm, #226510
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm, #226509
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic


RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome




I DONT NORMALLY HAVE HAIR - but when i do, it's blue




CARRIER PIGEONS -


TAGS: wild blue satellite internet
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:08 pm, #100490
Ciao.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:07 pm, #100489
I'm getting the evil eye...see ya all
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:06 pm, #100488
Good move.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm, #100487
I gotta get a condo there...I couple of buds bought homes there before the speculators went nuts.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm, #100486
Thanks for dropping in, guys.... it's been a good morning.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100485
Don't forget Adios!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100484
It's just hard to get drunk at 9am when you don't start drinking until 8am.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 12:04 pm, #100483
Cheerio, ciao and all that rot, guys.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #100482
Vegas baby... never a dry town!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:03 pm, #100481
Noon baby...the travel stops are open!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm, #100480
It's 9am here.... Not drunk YET!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:02 pm, #100479
*intently*
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm, #100478
L8TR Haar and drive safe Aggy
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:01 pm, #100477
Don't pore too much milk on your cereal!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 12:00 pm, #100475
I'm heading to the store, anyhow... sunday shopping! Have a great day, everyone!!!!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:58 am, #100474
Speaking of Irish...It's a nice day out and MrsBone whats to go for a ride on the bike and stop for some ****tails...so I'm off. Have fun and play nice!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:57 am, #100473
Ha. Nice, Bone.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:55 am, #100472
Are you saying she's irish?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am, #100471
It has its uses. If you're living somewhere where you have to stick copper wires in potatoes to generate electricity, for example, it's a fine service.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:54 am, #100470
LOL!
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am, #100469
Can't cook but she is easy on the eye *after drinking I only have one*
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:53 am, #100468
Lemme guess, Bone.... only one owner... just driven to church?
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:51 am, #100467
WTF...cost aboot the same?!? I'll pay the shipping on my wife...Mid 50's model, full natural C's to boot!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:50 am, #100466
If I upgrade from this TRS80, I think I'll be set.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100465
Might be useful having something around that goes down more than my girlfriend... and costs about the same.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100464
SATCOM...you talk so dirty Haar
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #100463
I might be interested, Haar....
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #100461
Anyone want to buy a used but serviceable internet satellite dish? Paid $300 new, I'll pay shipping and give it away. (well, maybe I won't quite go THAT far...)
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #100460
Fiber optic is a "big pipe" my friend...you'll love that! Unless it's AT&T
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:46 am, #100459
Yeah. The local guys are trenching fiber optic out here now, so this long nightmare is over, I think.
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 11:37 am, #100452
Oldest trick in the book.
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:36 am, #100451
throwing "buck Sh**" at their own product to get you to upgrade eH!
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:32 am, #100448
What's more, it came back of its own accord, in the middle of the night. Found out they're trying to sell upgrades, though. Things that make you go ????? I called initially to see if the bird was down. Sigh...
BoneCD - July 26, 2009, 11:28 am, #100442
LMAO Haar...email (sounds like MS reminders)...if your email is down contact us LMAO
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 11:26 am, #100436
The connection was completely dead, Thur and Fri, and the customer service reps sent me an e-mail to schedule an repair visit. I love these guys.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 8:08 pm, #90663
I'll C-pigeon ya. Quicker that way.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:00 pm, #90656
Can't you move out of Alaska?
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 7:57 pm, #90654
Yup, ironic that Wild Blue knocked me down to 56K 2 hours after I uploaded this. July is going to be a long month.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:52 pm, #90648
This one seems to be DSL.


FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"




PLANNING - Step 1: Unfold the blueprints




BB KING - Hitting one of THOSE notes


TAGS: music blues guitar
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

rerun - March 31, 2012, 9:26 pm, #232505

You have excellent taste in music.
lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 8:08 pm, #232451

BB and Clapton~~'Ridin' With the King'~~every last cut is sheer bliss.
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 11:01 pm, #232364
Sound pours from the depths of that man’s innermost being like the sweet honey it is. He get’s lost in it…we get to watch. What a gift….to us.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:45 pm, #232363

He;s the KING! He can make all the silly faces he wants!~~Love this~~


FOUND HIM! - ...wait, false alarm! It's Osama




BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




BLUEPRINTS -


TAGS: pinocchio cricket blueprints disney funny
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:50 pm, #224600
lol, 5 nose growers for you XD


BREATH DEEP THE GATHERING GLOOM -


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am, #236985
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am, #236982
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am, #236972
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm, #236967
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.


SOME SAY - That your work will never take you places. Mine does, all over the world in fact.




NOSTALGIA - awareness that things were not so unbearable as they seemed


TAGS: feel blue
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by absurd

GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm, #175700
nice, 5L


WORST TIMING EVER! - Is when the blue screen strikes


TAGS: blue screen plane
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm, #133801
it was cheating
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm, #133800
i did what newbs did, and used multiple computers and told people to vote for me
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:03 am, #133284
Just gave it a 5, but it was ranked very high for a 1st poster... you knew how to rig votes back then?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am, #133279
this is my first poster!


EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you




COMPUTER CAT - Loves his symbols




NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




SHOTGUN IN THE FACE - Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination.


TAGS: sh**gun face grif sarge red vs blue
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Calvert - June 29, 2011, 4:20 pm, #220735
Here we have a run down soldier, but with a few simple modifications we can show you how to make an attractive corpse. (BLAM!) It's a good thing.
Claire - July 14, 2010, 2:39 am, #184675
This would be funny if you re-worded it.


HANGOVERS ARE A BEOTCHE -


TAGS: curse the blue agave hangovers margarita blue tongue iceman
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:56 am, #228227
wait till you see their bl55dy mary...


THE WILD BLUE YONDER -




pale blue dot -


TAGS: carl sagan pale blue dot
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Krickit - April 18, 2013, 10:27 am, #245168
His camera must of had a telescopic lens
EmilioDumphque - April 18, 2013, 10:18 am, #245167
Where was the guy standing who took this picture of "our world"?
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 5:34 am, #245162
I never could figure out what kind of accent he had


PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???


TAGS: culos ph**obomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm, #205467
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm, #205465
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am, #205444

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am, #205443
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am, #205442

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am, #205441
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am, #205440

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am, #205439
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am, #205438

worn
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am, #205437

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am, #205436
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am, #205434

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am, #205425
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track


WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...


TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by jbfromnyc

rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm, #221950
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.


HYPNOSIS - Look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy Wait a min..Stop smiling dammit! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!


TAGS: hypnotic dog smile blue eyes
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

50cal - September 13, 2010, 10:38 am, #193536
Kind of creepy!


WHITE PEOPLE - Because Japanese people aren't physically interesting enough to be featured in popular anime.


TAGS: naruto anime blue eyes
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:15 am, #219396
I DID... Have a look on http://cthulhufhtagn1987.deviantart.com/
VinceVicious - May 24, 2011, 1:44 am, #218991
You're right. It's not racist either. Now if only I could think of some new decent posters...
cthulhufhtagn - May 24, 2011, 1:42 am, #218989
This is most likely not racist but people WILL feel insulted, no matter what the author intended(Anyone but a total moron would know th)... And, there are no ethnicities in the Naruto universe like on ours, so "white", "Japanese" etc simply doesn't apply.
yuuki1 - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm, #196748
Japanese are certainly much more physically interesting then author of this poster. Get life, pathetic troll.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:33 am, #135209
teh he, 5/5
jesus mc finnigan - February 10, 2009, 12:18 pm, #58484
idk about this but i certainly do love mudkips
spitfire111 - January 6, 2009, 11:35 pm, #49916
Sometime it wonder me about this but I think it had more to do with representing their personality through appearance rather than white people look better than japanese. You know like "blond is more fun" stuff..
VinceVicious - December 30, 2008, 11:32 pm, #47757
Without a title and witty subtitle, you would be more pissed.
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:25 am, #46808
ARGH. Sick of these f***ing anime posters. f*** OFF!


SIBLINGS - Wolverines not so awesome younger brother




OR GO SEE A MOVIE -


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm, #261325
Yes...into the classroom file.


I GOT HOME -


TAGS: black and blue
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Master - May 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #219286
This must be the person to whom the title "Joyful Idiot" belongs! Five lions.


INSTITUTIONALIZED -


TAGS: sean tribute jailhouse blues
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Sean - December 6, 2010, 3:56 pm, #205762
A deftly subtle reference to the ol' kiss a rabbit between the ears joke, hey? Brilliant ... THAT joke I mean. This poster? Meh. Nawwwww. Pretty d***ed funny. I may even have to sue. Tootles.
jkscott21964 - December 6, 2010, 2:17 pm, #205750
awesome!


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.


TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am, #170672
.................roll


PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach


TAGS: cars parking crash boom blue red
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:27 pm, #125846
Maybe they are both transformers and this is the result of a night of drunken love.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 5:05 pm, #125845
It beggars the imagination. Perhaps the truck was raised up (being worked on) and the Ferrari crashed in, forcing it's way underneath?
mrbombastic - October 11, 2009, 1:44 pm, #125811
How the hell does that even happen??


ADMINISPHERE -




CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday


TAGS: cornflower blue tuesday fight club
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

yon - October 9, 2008, 12:09 am, #26646
now thats demotivational


Canadian Harvest Moon -


TAGS: moons seasons canadian harvest blue
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:36 am, #250506
Ya got that right Uggie...thanks.
ughomer - October 19, 2013, 9:46 am, #250496
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Canuck humor - can't beat it!


SINGIN' IN THE RAIN -


TAGS: yellow bluebird rain urine humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 14, 2013, 1:52 pm, #246610

Thank you, Silver!~
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 1:49 pm, #246609
Love the twist on this! Random coincidence... Watching Clockwork Orange at the moment. Not the scene where Alex sings that song, but still...


THE BLUES -


TAGS: jake elwood blues brothers ***bs
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:34 am, #247976
OHHHH YEAAAH!


WHAT GIVES ME THE BLUES? - An absence of Bacon and Babes


TAGS: blues music
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by doubet



THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change.




[AWESOME] -


TAGS: b***on awesome rvb red blue
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Greeny - April 21, 2011, 10:15 pm, #217039
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night.


SPIDERS - causing massive brain damage since 2530




VERACITY -


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am, #260756
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am, #260517
Excellent choice of ph**o! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am, #260497

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm, #260491
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm, #260489

Goajus!


if you don't believe -


TAGS: blue pitbull dog soul beauty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by todderic70

mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:18 pm, #261000
Nice poster, TR! Dogs really know how to use those puppy eyes! I have 2 adorable pitbulls across the street from me! I'm their 'auntie'! They definitely have souls and big hearts. LUUuuuuv this! 5 little lions going awwwwwwwww . . .
Silverheart - April 30, 2015, 10:08 am, #260993
My uncle has a beagle that has discovered the magic behind opening said box of unlimited food. Unfortunately, closing the door remains a mystery.
Greeny - April 30, 2015, 5:57 am, #260991
Souls eagerly waiting for something to eat, something hidden in that magical cold box they cannot open for themselves...
motinet - April 30, 2015, 4:00 am, #260990

So far, 100% dog posters. I APPROVE!


BLUETOOTH -




THE BLUES - If you don't get it by now you never will


TAGS: the blues
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by barry forton

rerun - January 13, 2009, 8:05 pm, #51808
I was also fortunate enough to see him live several times. He used to play at Austin Aquafest. Mind blowing music at its best.
Bob Chin - January 13, 2009, 1:40 pm, #51730
I saw him live just once. It was prob around the time he was the most messed up with drugs, but the performance still left you shakin' your head. SRV RIP


DOGS - How do you wash them




donuts -


TAGS: sugar treat blue boys police
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 1:41 am, #255470
Nice work!
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:33 pm, #255443
I actually fought a ticket with an officer using 5L donut tactics...and won!


A picture is worth 1,000 words -


TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm, #249731
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm, #249727
Nice


SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson




MOHAIR SWEATERS - So what? Are there like abunch of MO's running around on a farm somewhere?


TAGS: and what s with all the mo s being blue moooooo
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MO

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:52 pm, #172301
You know...that wouldn't bother me if you didn't feel the need to cup the balls every time.
MO - April 19, 2010, 8:49 pm, #172297
I'm off to the farm. Later tadders. Smoochez Moooo.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:17 pm, #109231
Lice are nice. Go great with rice...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 10:16 pm, #109228
I hope you don't mind lice.
MO - August 17, 2009, 10:14 pm, #109227
Hey mooooooo? I made a sweater out of your hair. Hope you don't mind....


FOOD RULES - 2) For instructions on what to do when encountering this food item, see rule 1) about yellow snow


TAGS: blue waffle blender food snow
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by IRaceMyCase

IRaceMyCase - February 9, 2012, 2:08 am, #229167
I used Paint.NET for this little nuance...


PHARMACEUTICALS -




THE BLUES BROTHERS - On a mission from god!




THE REAL RED VS BLUE -




RAY OF SUNSHINE -




I'M BLUE - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde


TAGS: red bluejay lie yourself colorblind
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TwistedNinjaPirate

TwistedNinjaPirate - June 19, 2011, 3:48 pm, #220272
Well at least I can't be blamed! I wasn't here before then... So I couldn't possibly have witnessed the awesomeness. Urs is betr, hammy.
Hawamleh - June 16, 2011, 5:16 pm, #220123
#121145 Hate to be this guy...
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 16, 2011, 2:09 pm, #220115
Wow, thanks! I mean, I just kinda threw pieces together. It went through a couple stages, but obviously I got it right.
justme - June 16, 2011, 3:19 am, #220083
submit to philosophywall to, its great
forseti - June 16, 2011, 1:33 am, #220077
awe5ome!


the bluesmobile -


TAGS: bluesmobile blues brother jake elwood
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

tatespa - June 19, 2013, 9:27 am, #246797
There are 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 4:40 pm, #246664
They're on a mission from God.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:36 pm, #246652

great pic :)


LIKE FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON -




XMAS BABY BLUES -




NEW YEARS EVE -




FALLIBILITY -


TAGS: tiny blue hand of doom
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:57 pm, #124137

Third one from the left is my brother
Sean - May 3, 2009, 2:58 am, #77365
Christohper Walken reads the tags: Tiny BLUE HAND ... offf ... doom.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:38 am, #77359
Although the pace of it is clearly Mason's.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:37 am, #77358
Worked perfectly!!!! Might I suggest making a run at it in Christopher Walken's voice?
Sean - May 3, 2009, 2:33 am, #77357
What? I shoulda maybe just done a mindf*** one outta this pic? (That comment is a lot funnier if you can do a Jackie Mason voice in your head when you read it. Try it.)


MOTIFAKERS TIME MACHINE -




BLUE BEETLE - The JLA just about hired anyone back in the 90s, huh?




THE RUBBER-GUN SQUAD - Now we have RIFELS!! We've gone TACTICAL, we have our own S.W.A.T.eam!!


TAGS: swat teu tactical police blue demo
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:31 am, #216949
I still thought it was funny. DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!
440wakeup - July 19, 2010, 4:55 pm, #185449
It wouldn't be a MOTIFAKE if i didn't at least miss-spell one word. d*** I hate myself, and DYSLEXIA


IPOD - So fun it'll explode in your pants!


TAGS: blue ipod exploding in pants fun fail explode
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Blue

DV8 - June 28, 2009, 9:18 pm, #91261
Haha, the caption really made the pic/article funny


MORRIS - And that cat was one of our FINEST military minds


TAGS: morris the cat red vs blue
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149634
More RvB references! lol


70'S ROCK PART II - Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Blue ... Oyster... CUUUULT!!!!


TAGS: 70 s rock music blue steppenwolf rush
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Waterterd, NY - July 25, 2009, 12:51 pm, #99866
Classic baby, classic!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 7:12 pm, #97745
Not a motifake. Not funny in any way. Not much effort. Not worth reading. 1 dead lion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 6:55 pm, #97728
I thought the response to #1 would have deterred him. oh well, 1 Lion.


Uber -


TAGS: cannon blue wave uber guy rpc
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Chaosed0

Zerp - July 2, 2009, 9:39 pm, #92373
He meant RPC, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
Also - December 6, 2008, 10:22 pm, #42453
That blue wave looks like a dead guy...
J - November 15, 2008, 10:15 pm, #36667
...?
AL3X - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am, #29089
he meant rpg
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm, #23505
Oh.
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm, #23503
WTF's an RPC?
Nero - August 6, 2008, 3:14 pm, #12892
Sounds about right.


BAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTISTA - Winning fantasy baseball leagues since 5/4/10




BLUE LANTERN CORPS - In fearful day, in raging night,With strong hearts full, our souls ignite, When all seems lost in the War of Light, Look to the stars, For hope burns bright!


TAGS: blue lantern dc
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

forseti - July 12, 2010, 5:01 am, #184285
took me 15 seconds i'll probably never get back... :(
Mr. Shiny - July 11, 2010, 2:55 am, #183992
1 very lonely, unfunny, misguided blue lion.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:16 am, #183953
There's nothing to get.
Cubbybear - July 10, 2010, 10:01 pm, #183944
I don't get it
ICEMAN - July 10, 2010, 9:45 pm, #183942
Is this anything that anyone of substance cares about?


BLUE CHICKS - I Heard She Gives Good "Blue Jobs".


TAGS: blue jobs
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

djinnyf - March 21, 2011, 10:00 am, #214825
I liked the movie too, maybe I had lower expectations... And I have kids, too, so I watched it with their eyes, but that way, it was great! And the poster's not hilarious, but i thought it was funny! xx
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 1:00 pm, #158023
You have several posters with higher ratings... Don't work yourself up over a few comments.
sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 12:57 pm, #158022
Yeah, This Is a Bomb, My Worst Motifake To Date.I'm A Stoopid, Stoopid, NooB! ablaaaahaha!
Densaku - February 12, 2010, 10:51 pm, #157814
Well,this movie sucks & it's not even a pun.
CpnKangaroo - February 12, 2010, 10:47 pm, #157812
pun fail


HHHAAACHOOOO -




UH... THOSE SHOES - Do they come in blue?




PMS -




Melancholy -




The Handicapped -


TAGS: blue orange
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:58 pm, #251204
I don't get it, don't see what's wrong with the picture!


BLUE POSTER DAY -


TAGS: june calendar blue poster day
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by house

steph1 - June 15, 2011, 4:53 am, #220022
nice one house - i bet we all struggled to come up with something but you had the guts to put it out there - 5 shades of blue
Greeny - June 14, 2011, 9:38 pm, #220018
Don't be Blue about it... Green is better!
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:01 pm, #220001
Nice


IDIOT. I'M THE PINK TOOTHBRUSH. - YOU'RE the blue toothbrush.


TAGS: pink blue toothbrush
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Aqualung

Aqualung - January 28, 2013, 8:28 am, #242884
Well, getting my comment cherry popped didn't hurt a bit :)
falloutghoul - January 28, 2013, 8:22 am, #242881
Five Brushies.


-


TAGS: blue cheesy moon
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

EmilioDumphque - October 10, 2012, 8:12 pm, #239879
Intro: Once upon a time, before I took up smiling, I hated the moonlight. Shadows of the night, that poets find beguiling, seemed flat as the noon light. Once I awoke at seven, hating the morning light, Now I awake in heaven and all the world's alright..


CHEERS TO ALL YOU GUYS -


TAGS: chase holiday blues
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - December 25, 2011, 1:19 pm, #226941
Lmao


IN SEARCH OF MEMORIES -




The Doctor is in -


TAGS: hugh laurie doctor house blues
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:30 am, #252166
...an acquired taste, to be sure. But then again, so is Guinness.
Brawler - January 13, 2014, 12:13 pm, #252144
That he is. Maybe no BB King, but he definately has talent..
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 9:03 pm, #252132
Had a chance to hear him and he's actually pretty good!
MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 3:44 pm, #252120
With that crass British Accent of his.


YOU PLAYED IT FOR HER, YOU CAN PLAY IT FOR ME - Even the coolest of us pine and moan upon recalling the one perfect girl that got away




THE LETTER -


TAGS: veterans day blues
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Verdeckt - November 14, 2011, 1:26 am, #225783
You mean like, I know what an exit wound is but I don't believe I've ever seen an excited wound?
Greeny - November 13, 2011, 8:52 am, #225769
geez... it's still a word though!
Reality Lord - November 13, 2011, 7:32 am, #225768

...anyone mention spelling yet?
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:45 pm, #225742
that hits the spot 'too'


BLUE -


TAGS: think about it blue
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:46 am, #235870
I’m partially color blind, soooooo…… yeah…
Bull - June 5, 2012, 11:02 pm, #235858
crap .. does that mean I gotta start playing skin flutes? The wife's gonna be p*ssed!
fan4camping - June 5, 2012, 7:57 pm, #235850
Bull, it's a trap! Sorry, I was too late, you're confused.
Bull - June 5, 2012, 2:43 pm, #235834
I don't get it ...


OLE BLUE EYES -


TAGS: frank sinatra blue eyes
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GodsWorshipMe - July 1, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182913
... and, uh, beware of the penguins


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: finally an avatar reference thats not regarding a movie about blue people
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

spacedog - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm, #164252
It's a good one Pro.
Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 9:25 pm, #164251
@Spacedog: Speaking of tomorrow's mod "tribute" day, this one's my personal favorite.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:28 pm, #146283
Cowboys have a few of tough teams coming up on their schedule. Hopefully they'll be good games.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:25 pm, #146282
Naturally, I'm a Cowboys fan... and I've never been more nervous about a game as I am about Saturday's.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:17 pm, #146279
They couldn't hold onto the friggin' ball.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:16 pm, #146278
The 49er's defense played well on Monday, but if the Card's had played like they normally do... could have been a very different game.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 10:12 pm, #146277
Oh hell yeah the Budweisers I inhaled on Monday were free of charge, too. Believe it or not, there are a ton of 49ers fans in Texas and I ended up partying with them. So lame, but the beer was delicious.
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 10:06 pm, #146276
That's cool. I got...well not fall down drunk, but my wife had to drive us home from her company Christmas party. I can drink a few Guinness when someone else is paying. Ha.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:57 pm, #146275
@Spacedog: I had to switch posters so I can get Aggy's attention when he arrives... Beer sounds good, btw. I got completely trashed on Monday night.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am, #143626
Apology accepted.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:16 am, #143625
Grrr. Fine. Just for that, I won't wire the truck battery to this North American Longhair after the Nair treatments.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am, #143624
Sorry, Zed... didn't mean to call you sanitized.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:14 am, #143623
I don't have to... I'ms a Moderator!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am, #143622
Sanity? HEY! You take that back!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am, #143621
Finally... a voice of sanity!
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:10 am, #143618
Tell me about it. You have no idea how hard is is to find "Dolphin Non-safe" tuna. Folks look at you funny when you ask for it in the grocery store.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:00 am, #143615
d*** tree-hugging, tie-dye bandana'd, friendship bracelet, birkenstock wearin', dolphin-safe hippies.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:56 pm, #143612
Greenpeace insisted. The whales have enough to contend with these days. they don't need an "aggatross" hangin' 'round their necks.
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:51 pm, #143611
Why was the whale tail shopped out?
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:24 pm, #143546
Funny...he usually leaves those on Moo+ night stand...5 drunkin' poodles
Produceman117 - December 7, 2009, 6:14 pm, #143538
LOL Sean... I'm just waiting on Aggy to comment on the poster so we can appreciate the striking resemblance side-by-side.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 6:07 pm, #143535
Oh that Aggatha.
omnia - December 7, 2009, 8:50 am, #143485
i don't see any reference
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:08 am, #143479
It's as if Veggie has known Aggy all his life...5L!
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:07 am, #143478
Actually I think it explains the wig and perfume perfectly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 6:51 am, #143473
Epic! 5.


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